- A Magic Wand (as in, "I wish I could simply wave a magic wand and lower gas prices tomorrow!" 4-20-05)
- More Free Time to Work Out (as in, "I wish I had time for a workout!" 11-13-03)
- Questions Written Out In Advance (etc.)
- More Time to Fish
- More Love For One Another
- A War With A Timetable
- A War Without Troops
- A War Without a President
UPDATE: The DNC has put together a birthday card you can sign for free, as opposed to the tacky RNC version, which requires a donation. Sign it!
Me, I'll just refer to this old Christmas list dictated from the bathtub by my then 4-year-old son, as it seems to be about the right level (though I'm not sure about the banjo and sponges).