- Right-wingers hoard cleaning supplies, calendars, postage stamps, and laundry products.
- Liberals have cluttered offices, colorful bedrooms, lots of CDs, and eclectic taste in music and movies.
- Conservatives are traditional, self-disciplined, rule-following, organized, dependable, and responsible. They're religious, indifferent to inequality, and happy.
- Liberals are creative, curious, intellectual, and tolerant. They think too much, worry about other people, and their happiness consequently plunges during hard times.
UPDATE: But not until we get way past this election.