Monday, October 03, 2005

Slogans for a new America! (Let's give them a hand)

Tidewater's DSL line has been down since Saturday night. Still catching up.

Meanwhile, Kos noted the other day that Bush is not only looking tired, he's sounding tired. His message, once so crisp and disciplined, has been recycled so often it sounds shopworn even to true believers. "Stay the course," "We will not fail," "Strong," "Hard work," etc., etc.... Snore.

So as a public service, Kos invited his readers to come up with fresh new slogans that better capture the spirit of this administration and all it can do. Kossacks jumped right in:

Hey, America: Eat Shit and Die!
- BlackMax

This Job Sucks. Can I Be Baseball Commissioner Now?
- miasmo

9/11 Blah Blah Blah 9/11 Yada Yada 9/11
- Paul in Berkeley

We Had to Destroy the Country in Order to Save It
- For Dean in Dixie

Don’t Worry – Jeb’ll Fix Things
- George

Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity Is Finally Over
- The Onion

Ha! Fooled You Twice!
- Haywood

If Your With Us, Your Dumb as Dirt
- rok for Dean

That last one is my personal favorite, but this next one is pithier and probably more workable:

Death and Tax Cuts
- requestedusername

I'd love to see "Death and Tax Cuts" bumper stickers made up for every GOP candidate in the 2006 elections.

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