"Harriet Miers is a taut, nervous, anxious personality... In the White House that hero worshipped the president, Miers was distinguished by the intensity of her zeal: She once told me that the president was the most brilliant man she had ever met."
And Bush returns the favor, calling her "a pit bull in size 6 shoes."
If you have time to spare and a few mean bones in your body, then you should check out the Miers parody blog. Sample entry:
Bonus: it's all in pink.