Enemies list

Bill O'Reilly is putting together an Enemies List, no joke. So I wrote him a letter.

Dear Bill O’Reilly:

Please, please please put me on your enemies list! I have a blog called The Alna Erratic and I just can't stand you! I write negative things about you and other twisted members of the jackal pack all the time. I talk about your hate speech and cheer whenever your ratings go down, and I write letters to your sponsors asking them to drop you! Also, I lie awake nights thinking about negative things to say about George W. Bush.

Thanks in advance for including me.

Your enemy,

Hundreds and hundreds of bloggers are writing in. You can too, at oreilly@foxnews.com.