Thursday, September 08, 2005

We can stop worrying now

BREAKING: country organized from the bottom up

The White House has completed its investigation of the federal response to the Katrina disaster.

The investigation, headed by President Bush himself, has attributed the failure to Mildred Washington, a Winn-Dixie cashier from New Orleans.

"We the people, schmee the people," said Mr. Bush. "Mildred just plain fucked up."

by Hermes.

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