Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Batshit Bachmann

Haven't been to Wonkette in a while, but today, reading reactions to Michele Bachmann's latest insane campaign commercial, I found this:
Welcome to Batshit Bachmann's Emporium of Insanity! You want Xtian Fundamentalism! We'll push it!!! You want no regulations whatsoever! It's done. No more deficit spending! It's all yours! More War!! No more gubbiment in your Medicare? No Homo?!? Done, done and done. At Batshit Bachmann's we don't do anything smart or sane. You name your deepest darkest craziest desire and we'll do it! Go vote at Batshit Bachmann's where we're flush US America down the toilet in the name of low taxes and Jeebus!!!!
...and as another commenter noted, this could describe the entire Republican platform of late.

Monday, September 12, 2011

September 11

Richard Trumka:
Just 10 years after 9/11, despite our vows, the public servants, construction workers and others who lost their lives or still suffer with the cancerous remnants of the Twin Towers haven’t just been forgotten. They’ve been vilified. The extremist small government posse has turned them into public enemy No. 1, as though teachers and firefighters, EMTs and nurses and union construction workers ruined America’s economy.
 Unbelievably sad.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Obama the Marxist

Glenn Greenwald on billionaire self-pity:
Since Obama was inaugurated, the Dow Jones has increased more than 50% -- from 8,000 to more than 12,000; the wealthiest received a massive tax cut; the top marginal tax rate was three times less than during the Eisenhower years and substantially lower than during the Reagan years; income and wealth inequality are so vast and rising that it is easily at Third World levels; meanwhile, "the share of U.S. taxes paid by corporations has fallen from 30 percent of federal revenue in the 1950s to 6.6 percent in 2009." During this same time period, the unemployment rate has increased from 7.7% to 8.9%; millions of Americans have had their homes foreclosed; and the number of Americans living below the poverty line increased by many millions, the largest number since the statistic has been recorded. Can you smell Obama's radical egalitarianism and Marxist anti-business hatred yet?
UPDATE: I find this chart helpful:











UPDATE 2: Reading Steiglitz today is truly unsettling:
All the growth in recent decades—and more—has gone to those at the top. In terms of income equality, America lags behind any country in the old, ossified Europe that President George W. Bush used to deride. Among our closest counterparts are Russia with its oligarchs and Iran. While many of the old centers of inequality in Latin America, such as Brazil, have been striving in recent years, rather successfully, to improve the plight of the poor and reduce gaps in income, America has allowed inequality to grow...
And yet trying to reach the people falling behind to get them to turn off Fox News, stop fighting the wrong targets (unions, teachers) and start fighting the right ones (banksters, huge corporations, Republicans) is proving beyond our grasp. What, more letters to the editor? More knocking on doors? They don't hear us no matter what we say. It's like tapping on the window with a sponge.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Fun with words and letters

From the internets:
Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

And that "eat" is the only English word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its past tense: "ate."

And if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut up, you free-loading, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, homophobic, resource-sucking, racist, hypocritical jerks, and face the fact that you nearly capsized the country under Bush."

How weird is that?

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

The mouthpieces of hate

From a Southern Poverty Law Center special report, the five media ringleaders of right-wing hate and extremism:
  • Glenn Beck, Fox News
  • Andrew Napolitano, Fox News
  • Alex Jones, syndicated radio show
  • Cliff Kincaid, editor, The Aim Report
  • John Stadtmiller, founder, Republic Broadcasting Network
The "Patriot movement" has been fermenting ever since Papa Bush announced his New World Order in 1990, but it has shown astounding growth in recent years. These mouthpieces are part of the reason.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Atom, boson, Beck.

from the brilliant files of Haik U Glenn Beck:
Justice is social
It's never solitary
One hand can't clap, Beck

Fat alligator
Lazing on the river bank
Digesting Glenn Beck

glenn beck's life is hard
surfing the ignorant beach
on brown, fearful waves

Blotchy anger clown
I guess you never got to
clap the erasers

Bet you would cry, too
Hearing your brain cells swan dive
Out your ear canals

Using a blackboard
won't stop people from knowing
you're an idiot.

Truth's porcine pie hole
Spout! font of carny spittle
We have umbrellas

Glenn, the jerk store called
They are running out of you
I slept with your wife

flea, mite, smear, crumb, fleck
mote, spittle, molecule, speck
atom, boson, Beck.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Exhortations

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Captain & Toast explain it all for you















Corny but heartfelt: Two weeks ago during the Damariscotta Pumpkin Fest, people were asked what they love about the town, and here are their responses set to music. After you’ve noted the Captain & Toast at the 2:32 mark, for excitement you can skip to the end to watch the Great Pumpkin Drop! (Sorry, no footage of the pumpkin races here.)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

She's everywhere!

And now she's reached the great orange pinnacle:













Congratulations to the wonderful Alna Harridan for being articulate, thoughtful, photogenic, and having a great voice to boot.

See the video here, and while you're at it, sign the petition to get Senator Snowe to focus her attention on the citizens of Maine instead of the insurance lobby.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Extremely important article

If you can grasp conditional probability - and you can - you'll see that health insurance recission is not rare.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Getting environmentalists out of their silos

I wrote this to help an environmentalist friend of mine persuade others to join him in Accountability Now, the group founded by Jane Hamsher and Glenn Greenwald to keep elected officials responsive to citizens, not lobbyists. Evidently there are still a handful of single-issue activists out there wary of sharing causes and diluting their power.

Here's my advice.
  • First, go back and read The Death of Environmentalism by Shellenberger and Nordhaus from 2005. Essential!
  • The world has changed, and so should an environmental advocacy approach devised in the early 1970s. What we’re doing now isn't working. Shellenberger:

That approach is failing for two reasons: First, the values, mindsets, frames of reference, and belief systems Americans use to make sense of the world have changed dramatically over the last 12 years, but the strategies of the environmental movement have not. Second, we're faced with a set of massive ecological challenges -- global warming, global habitat destruction, global species destruction, deterioration of the world's oceans, the ozone hole -- that are fundamentally different from the kind of problems the environmental movement was constructed 30 years ago to address. On every one of these emerging issues, our national environmental movement has been strikingly ineffectual.

  • Environmentalists, of all people, should see that the world is interconnected – as a “system in which global economic trends, corruption, ideology and values, political participation, etc. are all related to the fundamental goal of a just and sustainable society.” Complex problems resist small-bore strategies. American Prospect:

“The Death of Environmentalism” was less a condemnation of the environmental movement than a call to all progressives to think more like environmentalists -- and for professional environmentalists to think less like Washington lobbyists. The essay's greatest gift was its critique of “policy literalism,” the process by which activists identify a distinct problem, define it as an “environmental” one, seek the proximate cause, propose a solution, and then mobilize their experts, their lobbyists, and their public-relations machines around that solution.

In the most provocative section of their essay, [Shellenberger and Nordhaus] proposed that rather than defining the problem of global warming as “too much carbon in the atmosphere,” the problem should be redefined as:

  • the radical right's control of all three branches of the U.S. government;
  • trade policies that undermine environmental protections;
  • our failure to articulate an inspiring and positive vision;
  • overpopulation;
  • the influence of money in American politics;
  • our inability to craft legislative proposals that shape the debate around core American values;
  • poverty; and
  • old assumptions about what the problem is and what it isn't

When each single-issue silo zealously guards their small piece of power and tries to call to action only for that specific piece, several things happen. First of all, the counterpoint is easily cast as "special interests clinging to power." Second, there is absolutely no continuity of message across the groups, and in fact their messages can conflict with one another.

  • Single-issue groups don’t persuade the unconvinced. They tend to focus on issues and policies (a bad Democratic habit) over discussions of broader values, and they are better at lobbying than messaging. Matt Stoller:

Markos and Jerome continue with an overview of the party itself, which to them is a series of atomized constituencies epitomized by the single-issue groups. The critique of the progressive single-issue group infrastructure is specific, and conceptually it's not difficult to grasp. Progressive organizations were built during a time of a natural Democratic majority; therefore their main task was lobbying Congress. These groups are almost completely unequipped to do mass persuasion and organizing in a divided America that is not entirely convinced of basic assumptions, like that government can competently build infrastructure or that civil rights are important. My favorite piece of this section is when Markos and Jerome describe a gathering of progressive leaders doing lame trust-building exercises and demanding fealty to their pet issue. Sure it's a liberal stereotype, but it's also a nice metaphor for the culture of liberal middle management.

  • Single-issue groups can be short-sighted, as when NARAL endorsed Lincoln Chafee over Sheldon Whitehouse in the Rhode Island senate race, citing his excellent pro-choice record. Chafee went on to vote for Bill Frist as Senate Majority Leader and to confirm “reactionary anti-privacy, anti-choice judges” like Janice Brown and the Supreme Court nominees Roberts and Alito. Says Markos:

Until NARAL (and the rest of the single-issue groups) understand that building a movement is more beneficial to their causes than singular devotion to their pet causes, I can't take them seriously. Divided those groups are being picked off, one by one. Trial lawyers, you're next up. United, the Republicans stand. The groups I take seriously? MoveOn, Democracy for America, National Political Hip Hop Conference, the bloggers -- groups that are working to build an effective progressive movement, not a single issue. Because when Democrats regain power, choice, the environment, worker's rights -- the whole gamut -- will be protected.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Minnesota humor

In honor of Mr. Alna Dem, of Excelsior, MN:
Two Minnesotans, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem der little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake.

At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie yumping is too dangerous for me."
VAIT!!! Der's MOR!
Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs.

He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hey, Ole. Vatch dis," Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.

Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."
BUT VAIT!!! Der's MORE , you betcha!!
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken.

Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie yumping, den Knute parrotshooting, and now Lars, hengliding ..."
Sorry, I had to.